I so wish I could wear red lipstick and not feel slightly out of my comfort zone. Every time I see someone struttin' along, sporting ruby red lips I think "gosh I wish I could pull that off" but every time I try, its a-no-bueno-no-go-not-good-just-stop-now-disaster.
exhibit a: In highschool, I tried wearing red lipstick to a dance. Lets just say in all of my pictures, I had RED TEETH. Why didn't anyone tell me I don't know?!?!? Red lipstick is the hardest to keep off of your pearly whites! A little tip: When someone has lipstick on their teeth, please do them a favor and TELL them for cryin' out loud! Looking at the photos now, its about the funniest thing ever...but ten years ago, mmmm not so much :-).
exhibit b: Another highschool story...one day me and some girlfriends where at the mall checkin' out the cosmetic counter. We all decided to try on RED lipstick. I of course chose this fire engine, shouldn't even be a lipstick color, shade of red. We all had our laughs, and then I went to take it off and it literally would NOT come off. I could have shaved my lips OFF and you still would have seen the remains of it. I wiped away as much as I could, feeling completely like a clown (literally) and of course ran into my huge crush on the way out! What are the odds?! Then he said "what did you eat that was red?!" I wanted to die. DIE I tell you! haha. Oh gosh. Red lipstick is just out to get me, I swear.
So this is my question to you all...do you wear red lipstick? If so what is your favorite shade? And if you don't wear it...why not?